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Post by karlee on Aug 8, 2010 17:27:49 GMT -5
"Suddenly, she had an image in her head. Mr. Thorne and the stripper in a back alley with crack addicts twitching in the background. Everything was all hush-hush. 'Okay, so you understand what to do?' stripper nods. 'strip for a teenage girl, don't take off too much. You're paying me triple, right?' 'of course, I wouldn't lie to you, now would I?' Forks over wad o' cash. Stripper flips through it. 'Good. Lets go!' Damon hesitates. 'hold it one sec. Gotta get some plastic covers for my car. Don't want any druggie germs on my nice seats. I eat green jello off of there!' " --- tay as linsee in the prank war thread, chapter three
LOLILOVEIT.
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Post by Samuel Sorge on Aug 10, 2010 12:57:26 GMT -5
ZEEBRA !: you know what I just realized? ZEEBRA !: What I just realized is we're a total of seven people here, and we can't hold down any new members ZEEBRA !: yet we're still active and plotting like crazy ZEEBRA !: TAKE THAT, SOCIETY. ZEEBRA !: Wilmer gives me hope for the role playing world ZEEBRA !: it really does. x] *pets* Sorge[ADMIN]: l3 I love wilmer, even though new people don't give him a chance, I wuvvles him ZEEBRA !: fuck them ZEEBRA !: wilmer's a SEXY. MAN. BEAST. Sorge[ADMIN]: HELL. YEAH. ZEEBRA !: *zee and wilmer do this obscenely long and complicated secret handshake* ZEEBRA !: shaaaman.
~Zee, in box de C. Wilmer gets love. Yay.
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Post by Emerie Prince on Sept 3, 2010 15:07:05 GMT -5
"Emmy [ ADMIN! ]: I should be replying to Lani Emmy [ ADMIN! ]: but I ain't got no muse. robin: ... WHUUUUT?! robin: this is unaccceptable. robin: You will head to that board and you will ramble until your fingers bleed! D<" --- Robin in the cbox
she's back, bby ~
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Post by Skyler Kanes on Sept 12, 2010 11:39:49 GMT -5
"robin: happy happy sunday, from all of us to you robin: we wish it was our sunday, so we could worship too" --- Robin in the cbox
she makes me smile. x]
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Post by dakotap on Sept 24, 2010 16:07:35 GMT -5
"I am Currently... With: NOBODY. I AM A LONELY HOBO. Wearing: A shirt and some pants. Oh yeah.. and underwear. Doing: (I totally just figured out the pervy double meaning in this question) Thinking: I wonder if yoghurt would taste good on toast... Wishing: My math teacher would get on a plane and fly back to his homeland (he's Asian -- I appreciate the irony)." && "Being driven to the cinema by your mother because you were too lazy to bother practicing for your driver's test and then miserably failing it was probably the most embarrassing thing in the world." && "Simone had taken it upon herself to make the whole ordeal as painful as possible. She was blasting classical music and girl-talking with her "best friend" (translation: the only coworker who hadn't called her "fat", "ugly", "cheap", or "easy")" --- Robin in super currents & thread with jenna
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Post by dakotap on Sept 27, 2010 19:28:48 GMT -5
"davieboi: Whoa. Okay. I cannot read zahira's posts at all. davieboi: *goes blind trying to read the thread* davieboi: that's it. *opens word*" && "davieboi: I should make a twitter davieboi: just so I can follow wilmer. davieboi: </again with the random interruptions>" && "davieboi: OHGOD davieboi: THE SCREEN IS PULSATING davieboi: I knew role playing would be bad for my eyes...." && "davieboi: ellen is going to fry my toes. x.x davieboi: I still haven't posted for her davieboi: I got distracted scrolling up and down to look at the sidebars. x.x" --- davie in the cbox
I love him. End of story.
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Post by William Radfield on Oct 12, 2010 15:28:44 GMT -5
"davieboi: yo. x] Emmy [ ADMIN! ]: *noms* davieboi: *is eated* Tay: Hay! Share, emmy! Emmy [ ADMIN! ]: *sigh* fine. Tay: Yay! *NOM* davieboi: *is even eateder* davieboi: if you eat me, I can't reply to yooz. Tay: Me no eaty you. Nao reply!! =DDD davieboi: That's what I thought. Tay: Again, it's not my fault you're tasty. Maybe you should stop bein' so yummeh and we wouldn't eat ya! davieboi: It's not MY fault I'm tasty either, though! davieboi: I was born that way. >3< Tay: You sure you don't bathe in tasty-sauce? davieboi: No. Only 100% natural spring water." && "davieboi: .. You know... not many guys can say they have to change between being the man in one relationship and the chick in the other. >.>" --- davie and tay in the cbox
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Post by Veronica Pulse on Oct 12, 2010 15:48:16 GMT -5
"Tay: Lol but we're ALL girls who enjoy playing men... We may need to start a support group for women-who-love-pretending-to-be-men-but-aren't-gay Tay: We could be the WWLPTBMBAG --- TAAAYLAA IN THE CEEBOX
I LOLed.
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Damon Thorne
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Post by Damon Thorne on Oct 13, 2010 18:49:34 GMT -5
"They didn't usually share classes because... Well, they had a few fiascoes in middle school and since then, sharing classes was about as possible as their pigs flying around the house on brooms with air-breathing fish riding on their backs." - - - Linsee DeJane in history class
"To sum up a rather long and complicated story: some Furey twin had invaded Jenna's pants. Broke it off with her the very next day. Threw a fit 'cause Jenna wouldn't take him back. Was now very emo and depressed." && "... he wasn't looking forward to sitting through hours of some corny animated kid film (Despicable Me, that means you)..." && "And, in any case, Asher was larger, buffer, and more manly than Jenna." && "Asher was so psyched, he could barely contain it. He couldn't be more psyched if a gigantic saber-tooth tiger bounded into the classroom blasting Bring Me the Horizon from a radio duct taped to one of its saber teeth." && "Asher was one of those kids who took gym way too seriously. You know, the kind that, if playing goalie during a game of soccer or team hand ball, would slam the ball into the ground and shout, 'What do you think of that, punk? How do you like me now?!'" && "After a brief moment of internal "OMGWTF" and running around like headless chicken, he realized the super mega awesome amazingess of the situation." - - - Asher Rinehart in various threads
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Post by Samuel Sorge on Oct 15, 2010 16:19:30 GMT -5
Sorge[ADMIN]: yeah, I'll make a not of it :3 davieboi: a not? cool Sorge[ADMIN]: pretend there's an e there davieboi: Oh! Look at that e! I have never seen such a fine e!
- - Davieboi in Cbox
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Post by james on Oct 20, 2010 19:47:48 GMT -5
"zeebra: HIDE YO KIDS, HIDE YO WIFE zeebra: zee's here. x]" && "zeebra: AND THAT'S RIGHT PROBOARDS, YOU BITCH. YOU BETTER NOT BE HAVING AN INTERNAL SERVER ERROR. davieboi: *note to self: keep zee as far away from cocaine as possible* zeebra: RISSA HAS POSITIVE KARMA? WHAT IS THIS MADNESS? zeebra: Davie: point taken zeebra: *can you imagine me on crack, though? It would be BAAAD* davieboi: yes zee. If you're this bad off the stuff... *shudders to think* zeebra: Davie, I know where you live zeebra: legit. I live 20 minutes away. davieboi: call me crazy, but I suddenly fear for my life. zeebra: Davie, you know I'm not gonna kill you. I'd be standing over you holding a chainsaw, take one look at your face zeebra: and start gushing over how adorable you are." && "Sorge[ADMIN]: does Thorne drink that early in the mornins? Sorge[ADMIN]: e.e they need to go drinkin Sorge[ADMIN]: after this thread they be goin to a bar zeebra: Damon's a crazy drunk zeebra: jsyk. >.> Sorge[ADMIN]: I bet he's all mellow when he's drunk... zeebra: No, actually. he's the guy dancing shirtless on top of the bar. --- the cbox of wilmer
i swear, signing on to this place is like coming home...
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Post by Damon Thorne on Oct 30, 2010 8:09:08 GMT -5
"Weather was such a bipolar little bitch." && "Who needed comfy tennis shoes when you could don footwear that served the duel function of nutcracker?" && "Great way to make a first impression, the ever-present, ever-optimistic motivational speaker in her head quipped..." && "There was one clique of particularly nasty looking girls huddled around their shiny new toy (a sleek silver Porsche that had "daddy's credit card" written all over it) whispering behind their hands and giggling to each other, a couple stoners getting... well... stoned, the cheerleaders practicing what looked like a contortionist routine for a sideshow, and a bunch of bulky guys in letterman jackets." - - - Shay, open thread in the parking lot
"He was just about to punch in some corny, Halloween-themed message (he was thinking something along the lines of 'boo')..." && "... he crawled forth from his fortress of flannel and some other weather resistant material he couldn't remember the name of." - - - Asher, halloween lock-in
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Post by Marissa Kent on Nov 2, 2010 9:43:32 GMT -5
" In his few weeks here at Lumini, Asher had noticed that if there were some challenge to be met, Skyler Kanes was your girl. .. Unless it was an academic challenge.... that changed the ball game." && "That left him with a gaping eleven hours and fifty-five minutes to fill. His options? Teach himself quantum physics.
... yeah, no." && "For whatever reason, the door was left unlocked during school hours. So all a terrorist had to do to make a statement was skydive out of an airplane, land on the roof, climb down a staircase and start shooting up students." - - - Asher in various threads
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Post by Damon Thorne on Nov 17, 2010 20:02:59 GMT -5
" Are they grey? Are they blue? Are they green? Good question! Like many others attending Lumini, Jarrod has those blue eyes that differ in hue depending on the lighting. Way to be original, Jarrod. -_-" && "What was Jarrod's original hair color? Much like the number of licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie pop, the world will never know." && "hair :: He often parts it to the side so his bangs don't blind him (and then the wind comes along and blows everything to hell)." && "The boy stands at six feet, two inches. Originality Jarrod strikes again! (Generic Wilmer Man size = 6'2'')" && "Ready for the biggest cliché in the book? Scary emo loner boy is sweet and charming.
... Bet you didn't see that one coming." && "An administrator with sharp white teeth, manicured nails, and curly hair crouched beside him, put an arm around him, and asked him where he was headed. She smelt of strawberries." && "Jarrod fed him, filled his water bottle, and taught him a few words (the simple stuff, like 'hi' and 'antidisestablishmentarianism')." && "As it turns out, if you cocoon a parrot in duct tape, it doesn't morph into an entirely different creature.
It just dies." && "When you're over six feet tall, 'stealth mode' is not an option." - - - Jarrod in his application and a movie thread
"You might want some lengthy, detailed backstory as to why Asher had come to the mall on this particular day. Sucks for you -- there isn't one. Sometimes, teen boys just wake up and feel like going to the mall." && "'Hey ginger,' he greeted, all ready teasing. 'If you're looking for your soul, there's a reason you can't find it.'" && "Before, he'd failed to notice how thin she was. God. She needed to like... eat a pizza or something." && "... fifty thousand point nine jgggawats yes, that is a legit word, according to spellcheck ..." && " With her banter skills, it was a miracle Zahirah wasn't home schooled. By the amish.
Just kidding. That was an insult to the amish." && "I think she just swore at me in foreign." && "Never, in all Asher's seventeen years of schooling, had he once been berated as Thorne had just berated him.
First grade level? Um, no.
... he read at a third grade level." && "Sixteenth president of the United States. Oh... -insert every profanity known to man here -. Asher knew this one. He did. It was that tall guy.... with the tall hat... and the curly beard... Oh god, what was his name?" - - - Asher in the mall and history class threads
"In case you couldn't tell, I'm a crazy mofo." && "eyes :: ... they're brown. Not sure what else you can say about them. So I will now write an obscenely detailed sentence dedicated entirely to the shading of Brett's iris..." && "likes :: ABUSING THE CAPS-LOCK KEY" && "likes :: being naked (though, unfortunately, federal law prevents him from being so in public areas)" && "secret(s) :: He's deathly afraid of twinkies.
.... don't ask." && "children :: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLno." && "Growing up, Brett ate like a fat person. His love of twinkies ran deeper than most." && "And then came Ms. Henderson.
Divorced, snarl-toothed, had to be weighed on a truck scale, dressed by her grandmother, applied her make-up in the dark." && "This was fifth grade, right after that 'What are those things down there?' talk in Physical Education..." && "Finally, he's the room mate of one Damon Thorne. (Yes, curious teenage girls, Brett has seen his roomie without a shirt on. ... He'd like to point out that his abs are nicer ;] )." && "There was something wrong with Damon Thorne.
And not in the usual, 'Oh my god, he's a dude who wears eyeliner and paints his nails' sense." && "Brett pushed through a couple holding hands, jostled a texting teenage girl, and jumped clean over the head of a three-year-old boy walking with his mother." && "'You're a grown man, for goodness sakes!'
Turning, Brett ran backward for a few paces so he could reply, 'Only on the outside.'" - - - Brett in application, plotter, and bremon threads
"She didn't have to sit there, thinking, He's hot he's hot he's hot he's hot he's hot he's hot, like some obsessed teenage fangirl." && "He hadn't seen her before.
Oh really? Eve thought, That would explain why I haven't seen you either." && "she contemplated the best way to put, This introduction sucks; you are a horrible writer and you will go nowhere after high school, nicely." - - - Eve in the teacher's lounge thread
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Post by Samuel Sorge on Jan 14, 2011 17:29:05 GMT -5
"da.... wait a second ! Having realized that you are, in fact, a male.... I'd avoid you at all costs."
Asher in the Game thread
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