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Post by Skyler Kanes on Feb 5, 2010 14:59:32 GMT -5
"zeezee: .. Chuck Norris' daughter lost her virginity. zeezee: Chuck Norris got it back." && "zeezee: the weasles keep ice-skating on my toothpaste." && "zeezee: pfft. why can't chuck norris see his reflection in the mirror? Sorge [ADMIN]: why? zeezee: there can only be one chuck norris." --- ZeeZee in the box of cees
we were sharing Chuck Norris facts.
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Post by karlee on Feb 5, 2010 16:17:32 GMT -5
"What was it up to now.. meetings with the nutritionist for over-eating, meeting with a crisis counselor to help her "get over" (because she hadn't already done so..?) her mother's death, and then the regular shrink who was just supposed to talk to her about life and uncover the secret to why she dressed the way she did. Apparently, "because I want to" was not an acceptable answer." && "Truth be told, it was only bad in the first place 'cause she wasn't eighteen yet. Damn slow parents. They couldn't have hit the sheets in high school, like everybody else." --- Skye in main office thread
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Post by William Radfield on Feb 7, 2010 20:53:21 GMT -5
"She‘s reasonably proportioned, meaning her body isn‘t eat-a-damn-cheeseburger-anorexic, nor is it holy-shiz-get-on-a-treadmill-fat." --- Tay in Linsee's app
xD
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Post by Samuel Sorge on Feb 9, 2010 20:06:23 GMT -5
sammy: *cough*howweirdifwehadincestonwtmr*cough* Sorge[ADMIN]: pfft not weird at all Sorge[ADMIN]: we have everything else basically Billa [ ADMIN! ]: Tom and Bill would do that before anyone else. Billa [ ADMIN! ]: let's face it. Billa [ ADMIN! ]: .. wait. I um.. I didn't say that.
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Post by Linsee DeJane on Feb 13, 2010 15:47:20 GMT -5
zeezee: .. Dear Tay, zeezee: PWNED. zeezee: Love, Ninja Admin. o.o --Zeezee in C-box
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Post by William Radfield on Feb 15, 2010 7:07:35 GMT -5
"Another glares out from her forehead, almost shaped like a little lightning bolt (You're a wizard, Kimmy)." && "African American Popluation: Zilch. That's right. She grew up in a rich white distric, went to church like a respectable little white girl, and made lots of white, preppy friends. Sounds horrifying, right? Ha ha ha ha WRONG!" && "She even managed to convince her white, preppy teacher that she was born in Aruba. Which is impressive, considering she said her family moved to escape the lions. (Question mark?)" && "Then her dad was like, "OMG, I feel like being a pastor now!" && "Have you read the rules : insertcodewordhere No." --- ZeeZee in Kimmer's app
It was an explosion of ADD.
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Post by William Radfield on Apr 6, 2010 17:49:34 GMT -5
"Tom R: "people say i look like you." Tom K: "hmmm..nah I don't see it." Tom R: " Me neither."" --- Lani in staff discussion
Wilmer Tom Radfield meets Real Life Tom Kaulitz. Funny stuff.
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Post by Emerie Prince on Jul 7, 2010 10:44:10 GMT -5
"Damon comes out of nowhere, detention slips blazing..." --- zee in tay's plotter
that just cracked me up. o.e
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Post by Damon Thorne on Jul 10, 2010 16:36:26 GMT -5
"ZEEBRA: no. I think Bill looks like a gay German. Sorge[ADMIN]: cus he is a gay german --- lani in da cbox
I KNEW IT. ..that will be all.
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Post by Linsee DeJane on Jul 10, 2010 19:58:26 GMT -5
"Then Brett asked if "this Linsee girl" was good-looking. Damon promptly smacked him over the head."
-- Zee in PRANK WARS CHAPTER 3 Oh yeah! <33 [/size]
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Post by Damon Thorne on Jul 12, 2010 13:36:41 GMT -5
"Sammy: It's like you're having a conversation with him. 'will you teach sammy?' 'Hell no!' 'What would it take for you to teach him?' 'Nothing!' 'Please?! wait... I made you so... You'll do it!' 'Damn.'" - - - tay in the cbox
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Post by Skyler Kanes on Jul 13, 2010 18:18:42 GMT -5
"...the guys stared off into space, most likely fantasizing about how many kills they would make in Call of Duty as soon as they got home." && "Damon was so bored of his own topic - let's face it, the XYZ affair is pretty lame - that, to make things interesting, he made up a story about an epic battle between unicorns and dragons that took place in the eighteen-hundreds under a torrential downpour, and how the wizards went to such great lengths to keep the story under wraps." && "Figuring he should make it sound like he was talking about something important, he finished off with, 'And that was how the American colonists discovered grape juice.'" && "Yes, he was a teacher, and he still brought backpacks to school. Mostly because he didn't have a laptop case. It had been lost in a tragic accident involving a pit bull and some chicken soup." && "Hard plastic jabbed him in the finger. Brow furrowing, Damon dug into his pocket to feel whatever instrument had just injured his poor digit. From the shape of it, Damon would have to guess... What was a spork doing in his pocket? 'How drunk was I when I last wore these?'" && "The drive over was spent with Brett and Damon arguing over a pack of Skittles Damon discovered in the glove compartment. Damon's argument was he'd found them, while Brett was playing the 'It's my car' card." --- zee as damon in the prank war, chapters two and three
these threads are the funniest things. xD
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Post by Samuel Sorge on Aug 5, 2010 12:58:44 GMT -5
Sorge[ADMIN]: ya know, Steven Straight would've made a hotter Jacob for twilight Emmy [ ADMIN! ]: He so would've. Emmy [ ADMIN! ]: But EW. Him and Bella Emmy [ ADMIN! ]: AND RENESMEE, DEAR GOD Emmy [ ADMIN! ]: That four-year-old WHORE ~E-girl; she makes me L-O-L
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Post by Samuel Sorge on Aug 7, 2010 13:47:16 GMT -5
ZEEBRA !: YOU'RE AN INVALID SUBJECT, STUPID THREAD. ZEEBRA !: </endfrustration> -Zee. Funny? check. Random? Check? Has 20% of your daily fiber? The Jury is out.
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Post by karlee on Aug 7, 2010 14:33:43 GMT -5
"Sorge[ADMIN]: brb got some bidness to attend to Sorge[ADMIN]: be back in a bit Emmy [ ADMIN! ]: .. you could just say you've got to use the toilet. Sorge[ADMIN]: its not the toilet i gotta go clean Emmy [ ADMIN! ]: .. oh right. Emmy [ ADMIN! ]: the bathroom is "in a meeting" --- emmy & lani in the cbox
they've been friends waaaaayyy too long.
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