HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZEEBRA

[Alexia Rose Pierce]

sooo heres to another year older my little african mammal. hope your day is full of little letos running around...here ya go

[William Radfield]

ZEE DARLING!
HAPPY FREAKING BIRTHDAY!!!!
I LOVE YOU TO SHREDS


evidence of this fact

[yvonne navarro]

So.
I have no graphic talent.
Or formatting skilletz.
But I do love you, and all our crazy adventures.
And you're my best friend.
YOU'RE ON MY MAID OF HONOR SHORTLIST!
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... But seriously.
Have a poem.

ODE TO ZEE
By her creepy friend Robin


Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
No, I do believe I shall not
You are far too sezzee to compare
With weather so stiflingly hot
At the graphic skills you do possess
Our jaws drop and eyes widen
You know Jared’s boss
And Hades doth own Poseidon
With your antisocial characters
And your own sarcastic wit
Your unabashed sharp tongue
You wield as you see fit
You’re the best friend
For which a girl could ask
Putting up with one like me
Is no easy task

In truth, you must be pretty awesome
For me to waste my time
On a day I should be posting
Penning you this rhyme
Copying my feelings
Sealing them in verse
Were we to play kickball
You know I’d choose you first
You’ve slapped me upside the head
With your own musical taste
And I’ve done the same to you
Shoving Andy in your face
Though there’s a year between us
And others find it weird
I’d rather spas with you
Than gossip with my peers

So on this, your birthday,
I ask of you one thing:
Never change who you are
The original’s amazing

[Cameron DeJane]

Um.
I would attempt to post something sweet/touching...
But Robin kind of stole all the words I could possibly say out of my mouth with that poem.

Suffice to say that you're amazing, you've helped me through just about everything bad that's ever happened to me, and you deserve to have the most kickass fifteenth in birthday in all of history. (Excluding Jesus's, though I don't know how he celebrated his...)

[Damon Thorne]

YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST.
PERIOD.
END OF STORY.

THANK YOU ALL SO VERY, VERY MUCH!
And now, because you deserve every bit of corniness that you bestowed upon me...

PERSONAL THANK YOUS!

madi
Thank you for the deletous graphic.
And for being the first to join wtf.
and for being you.
<4

emmay
I cannot believe you copied all those quotes.
Some of them are from, like, 2008.
Or 2009. Or just.. a long time ago, in general. xD
That's my new desktop. =3

robin
blahahahahaha. 10 Things I Hate About You FTW.
No clue why they cancelled that show. All the good ones end after a season. x.x
LOL. You are my Maid of Honor shortlist. And my best friend. <4
"And Hades doth own Poseidon" << this line just wins. You used "doth" and "own" in the same sentence fragment. xD
Your poem brought tears to me eyes. I'm saving it and keeping it forever.
I'M SO MENTIONING THIS MOMENT IN MY TOAST AT YOUR WEDDING! xPPP

davie
LOL. He whittles forks for the neighboring villagers. xD
Thank you for being the absolute coolest guy on the planet. >3<

[Samuel Sorge]

O.M.SQUEE!! HAPPY BIRRRFDAY ZEE!!
yes it rhymed, shush ;p

[Damon Thorne]

May I just say that I LOVE THE AMOUNT OF JARED YOU WILMERITES ARE SMOTHERING ME WITH <44444
You guys know me so well. x]

LANI,
I'm sorry sorry sorry that I got to this so late.
I saw it a while ago and meant to comment. And then I forgot.
And saw it again. And forgot again. And so on.
BUT I REMEMBERED NOW.

*glomptacklage*
thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou
It's delish. And now a permanent edition to the Jared shrine I have saved on my computer (legit, I have a folder dedicated to this).
I vow to get over my aversion toward homosexual Germans and make something epically fantastic for your birthday.
Just for that.
<4